Ingredients you need

• 0.5 oz. Grain Alcohol
• 1 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
• 0.25 oz. Vodka
• 0.5 oz. Absolut Citron
• 4 oz. Beer
• 1 Coffee
• 0.5 oz. Rum
• 1 tbs. Whipped Cream

How to make a Knox Hall Suicide ***WARNING***: WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT MAY OCCUR AS A RESULT OF INGESTING THIS DRINK. THIS ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE MAY CAUSE TEMPORARY OR PERMANENT PARALYSIS, BRAIN DAMAGE OR INSTANTANEOUS DEATH. Mixing Instructions: Take all of the fluids, dump into a large bucket, mix well with a wooden spoon, and dispense evenly among friends in highball glasses. Note: Keep bucket close by in case of accidental upheaval. Type of drink Cocktail Recommended glass Highball Glass